Tuesday, May 5, 2015

Happiness by giving...

Couldn't resist sharing this beautiful story 😊

This story is about a beautiful, expensively dressed lady who complained to her psychiatrist that she felt that her whole life was empty, it had no meaning.

So, the lady went to visit a counselor to seek out happiness.

The counselor called over the old lady who cleaned the office floors.

The counselor then said to the rich lady "I'm going to ask Mary here to tell u how she found happiness. All I want u to do is listen to her."

So the old lady put down her broom and sat on a chair and told her story:

Monday, May 4, 2015

Management truth

There was a farmer who had a horse and a goat…..

One day, the horse became ill and he called the veterinarian, who said: Well, your horse has a virus. He must take this medicine for three days. I'll come back on the 3rd day and if he's not better, we're going to have to put him down.

Nearby, the goat listened closely to their conversation.

The next day, they gave him the medicine and left.

Sunday, May 3, 2015

Doctor Classic

A beautiful STORY...

A mechanic was removing the engine parts from a motorcycle when he saw a famous heart surgeon in his shop..

Do you think he will jump ?

John, walked into a bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to a Sardarji at the bar and stared up at the TV.

The 10 pm news was. coming on. The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

The Sardarji looked at John and said, "Do you think he will jump ?"...

John said, "You know, I bet he will jump."

The Sardarji replied, "Well, I bet he won't."

Thursday, April 30, 2015

Overspeed

A driver is pulled over by a policeman. The policeman approaches the drivers door.

"Is there a problem, Officer?"

The policeman says, "Sir, you were speeding. Can I see your license please?"

The driver responds, "I'd give it to you but I don't have one."

"You don't have one?"

Wednesday, April 29, 2015

It made a difference

Once upon a time, there was an old man who used to go to the ocean to do his writing He had a habit of walking on the beach every morning before he began his work. Early one morning, he was walking along the shore after a big storm had passed and found the vast beach littered with starfish as far as the eye could see, stretching in both directions.

Off in the distance, the old man noticed a small boy approaching. As the boy walked, he paused every so often and as he grew closer, the man could see that he was occasionally bending down to pick up an object and throw it into the sea. The boy came closer still and the man called out, “Good morning! May I ask what it is that you are doing?”

Tuesday, April 28, 2015

No matter what she does, I still found her to be a true human.

I was travelling in a train to Goa and was sleeping in the upper berth. There came a group of transgender people and all my friends got a bit nervous and tensed. It is mostly seen in local trains that they behave badly when people refuse to give them money. I didn't want to get into trouble. I pretended to be asleep and one of my friends gave Rs 10 Rs and said it's from all of us.
But my other friend wanted to have some fun and called out to that person loudly saying "one is on the upper berth from whom you didn't ask money." They thought it was funny because I had no money. My money was in the bag which was under the seat. I was cursing my friend for this and that person was laughing as he stood in front of me. I finally managed to give Rs 5 which I found in one of my pockets. The weird thing was, for the first time in my life I didn't feel nervous or afraid of these people. It may be because I had a small conversation while I was searching my pockets.